It"s basically a Fitbit for your man bits that tracks thrust speed & velocity. But don"t be too hard on yourself.

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The i.Con Smart Condom, which markets itself as the "world"s first smart condom," is actually a ring that fits over a boring, dumb condom và claims to lớn track the exercise of your man bits, as well as detect chlamydia và syphilis.

The ring, first announced last July, is currently available for preorder on British Condoms for £59.99 (about $74, AU$97) with an unknown release date. But you can"t actually put a ring on it yet -- the company says it won"t take your money until the product has a firm release.

In short, the i.Con ring promises to lớn answer every burning question you"ve ever had about your sex session. Don"t worry, it will pair with an tiện ích for all your data visualization needs.

According lớn the preorder page, the ring will answer questions such as:

What"s my thrust velocity? How fast are my thrusts?How many calories did that sesh just burn?How many times did I just have sex? What"s the average skin temperature of my... Eggplant?What"s my girth?How many different positions did I just conquer?

Plus, it aims to lớn answer that age-old question: How vị I stack up at sex lớn everyone else around the world? Because sure, let"s gamify sex. What could go wrong?

The ring, which will come with a one-year warranty, will have a Micro-USB charging port khổng lồ provide six lớn eight hours of "live" usage (not clear if this means thrust usage or something else). It will work with a combination of "nano-chip và sensors," & pair with your device via Bluetooth. (I thought it would charge kinetically, but maybe that"s just a pipe dream.)

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With zero pictures of the self-styled "future of wearable giải pháp công nghệ in the bedroom" on the site, it"s hard to lớn say just how all this giải pháp công nghệ will fit into a tiny ring. The company did not immediately respond to lớn a request for comment. British Condoms does say the i.Con will be available in one kích thước with a "band adjustment feature."

Worried about privacy, the data kind? British Condoms says "all data will be kept anonymous, but users will have the option to tóm tắt their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world."

Forget dick pics. Now we have lớn worry about dick status updates.

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